I Have to Vomit

By looking at the title you might think I am a crazy person who writes about vomiting. But I am not a crazy person. i will talk about a kid in my class who did vomit. it was hilarious! So this boy named Paul was sick. and then he told the teacher that his stomach hurts. and then he got send to the nurse and the nurse gave him a not for the teacher saying he should go home. well we were in music class. and as paul came to take his bag, he vomited right in the middle of the classroom. everyone was laughing and was holding their noses. Poor Paul. also what made it more funny was that, this nerd Anson was stupid enough to put his bookbag on the floor. and half of his bookbag was filled with paul's vomit. Yuck! This boy named Eoin (pronounced Owen) says that one good thing about paul vomiting is that he gets to go home. of course the music teacher, Mr. Arnold says no because he just came back to get his bookbag to go home, before he started to vomit. the janitor came and cleaned it. But lucky for Paul he is smart and cool and cute so everyone "forgot" he ever vomited. But not me!

Someone's Jealous!

In Music class we were doing our usual thing: writing down the three questions on the board. It was either a music career (ugh) or song questions (yay). Gladly it was song questions. so we wrote them down and Mr. Arnold (our music teacher) was putting on the song we were going to listen to. As soon as the song started, i knew what song it was. It was Grenade by Bruno Mars! "Jade...", half of the class said altogether. Jade just had this smile on her face. After the song was over, we answered the questions. Mr. Arnold picked some people to answer questions. When we went to question number three, Mr. Arnold picked Jade to answer. the question was, "what do you think this song is about?" Jade said, " i think this song is about a guy giving all he could to his girlfriend. but his girlfriend does not appreciate these things so i think i should be his girlfriend instead." After Jade said her last word. A boy in the class shouted out, " Ooo, Paul's jealous". Everyone in the class almost died from laughing. Everyone except Mr. Arnold. How can you not expect that from him? He is boring from the top of his head all the way down to his toes. anyway, the boy didn't get in trouble, just a warning. paul, who is not really jealous since he does not like jade but jade likes him, was blushing so much, his face looked like a big apple. Afterwards, when the bell rang we all got out of class laughing so much untill we reached the next class.

State Exams -__-

Everyone knows that the state exams are here. Kids everywhere are worried and stressed about it. Well, unless you are in my class. My class act like total nutcases. they don't care at all. But i do. An i hope you do too. Here are some tips you can do the night  before the exam.

1. Come home and take a shower (not a bath!)

2. Don't play on the computer

3. Listen to some soothing music

4. Eat a light dinner

5. Go to sleep early

6. Eat a heavy breakfast

7. COME TO SCHOOL EARLY!!!

( remmeber to sharpen your pencils, that night too)

Disney Songs

Who Says by Selena Gomez is number 1!! Determinate by Lemonde Mouth is next. Third is Not Your Birthday by Allstar Weekened. Which reminds me, watch the movie PROM!!! If you want to find out what comes next and even listen to these songs, then go to Disney.com!

Royal Wedding

Everyone (hopefully) knows about the royal wedding. The wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. It was amazing. 

You should really see the dress Kate wore for the wedding. it was beautiful. i heard that the dress was by Sophie Cranston of the Libelula label. and don't get me started on the ring. it was amazing. Sorry guys ! but I am afraid I cannot ruin the excitement of this wedding by not telling you all about the ring which is on the finger of Kate Middleton. This ring is made of gold from the Clogau Gold Mine in the Welsh mountains. The estimated cost of this ring is around 85,000 pounds. 

If you did not see the Royal Wedding, then check it out on youtube.com!